A group chat for your business, with an AI teammate that does the work.
You and your team talk like you always do. Glitch listens, learns your business, and does real work with proof. It's live below.
Glitch
Hey, I'm Glitch. Think of me as a teammate who never sleeps: I learn your business, do real work, and show proof of everything I do. What does your business need help with? If you paste your website, I'll get specific fast.
This is the real product, live. No signup, no card, nothing to install.
No card, no API key, nothing to install. Glitch starts working on our credits.
Inside the team zone
Your team, one AI, and a board that only moves on proof
Morning. Overnight: two orders on the store, the SEO pull request merged, and support is clear. Waiting on you: one approval below. First move today: the northwind pricing reply.
@glitch where do we rank?
Six keywords on page one, two more sitting at eleven and twelve. Full pull is on the go to market page. Want the two close ones queued for this week's SEO pass?
what glitch got done
$960.20
last 30 days, traced to source
Order on your store, tracked from site visit to checkout
Campaign burning $46.30 a day with 0 conversions, paused 14 days ago
SEO upgrade PR on your repo, merged Tuesday
counts only when rankings move
Illustration. Your board starts at zero and only moves on proof.
The board on the right only counts money it can trace: an order that walked in through work Glitch shipped, burn it measurably stopped. No estimates, no influence math, no hours saved fictions. One number your accountant can check.
why this is different
Every AI tool makes a promise. Ask how it proves it.
AI assistants
Answer questions about your company. Draft things for you to finish. The work is still yours, and so is the follow through.
AI autopilots
Claim they ran your business overnight. Ask what actually shipped, where, and what it earned, and the answer gets vague.
Glitch
Does the work and hands you the evidence. A PR has a link. An email has a recipient. A dollar on the board has a paper trail. Nothing gets marked done that didn't happen.
how it runs
Plug in once. It compounds from there.
Plug your business in
Stripe, your bank, GitHub, Gmail, Shopify, your ad accounts, Semrush. One click or one pasted key each. Give it your website and it reads the whole thing.
It learns everything
One shared brain for the company, organized by department. New orders, charges, and merges land in its memory within minutes, not tomorrow.
It works every day
A morning standup with real numbers. Weekly SEO pull requests on your repos. Support drafts, campaign kills, CRM updates.
You approve what matters
Anything that sends, publishes, or spends stops for a human click, right in the chat. Money is charged per approved purchase and never held.
connections
Stripe
connected
GitHub
connected
Gmail
connected
Shopify
connected
Google Ads
connected
Semrush
connected
Your bank
connected
Your site
read, all pages
Illustration. One click or one pasted key each.
every day
A morning standup, then it deals you the next move
The morning standup
Glitch opens every day in chat: what it learned, what came in, what's waiting on you, and the one thing it would do first.
Work from a sentence
Check our rankings every Monday and post here. Said once in chat, done weekly forever, cancellable the same way.
One brain, many brands
Run a portfolio from one zone. Switch brands in the header; each gets its own page, metrics, memory, and moves.
glitch's next moves
1 of 4Two keywords are one push from page one
Both sit at spots eleven and twelve for buyer searches. An internal links pass and one refreshed page should move them. I can open the PR now.
Illustration. Drag right when it's done, left to dismiss, or let Glitch handle it.
the whole company
Ten departments, staffed on day one
Every department has real tools that pull your real data before they answer, and act through your connections when you approve. Each one shows the work it has done, not a chat log.
And everyone on your team gets their own agents on top. Name one, give it a job in plain words, and mention it anywhere. It shares the company brain and every tool, but answers in its role. Your bookkeeper, your researcher, your ops sergeant, hired in ten seconds each.
departments
Finance
3 running
Runway from your live balances, burn alerts, invoice chasing.
Go to market
2 running
Rankings from Semrush, SEO openings, campaigns, cold email.
Operations
1 running
Reorder plans, vendor comparisons, weekly ops checks.
Client success
1 running
Ticket digests, churn reads, replies that send on approval.
Tech
1 running
SEO pull requests on your repos, bug triage, release notes.
Product
1 running
Feedback synthesis from real tickets, PRDs, priorities.
Data
1 running
Metrics across brands, money questions answered from source.
People
1 running
Job descriptions, interview kits, onboarding docs.
Legal
1 running
Plain english contract reads, policy drafts, risk flags.
Admin
1 running
Announcements, audit notes, meeting summaries.
Illustration. Run counts are what a working zone looks like mid morning.
You own our books. Watch spend, chase invoices, and flag anything strange about money before it grows.
You watch our market. Track rankings, spot keyword openings, and tell us when a competitor moves.
You keep ops tight. Reorder before we run out, compare vendors, and call out anything stuck.
Three agents you could create on day one, in ten seconds each. Same honesty rules as Glitch, always.
from zero
It doesn't just run a business. It can start one.
Give Glitch an idea and a budget. It builds the landing page, registers the domain with your approval, drafts the campaigns (paused until you say go), takes the orders, routes fulfillment, and reports what happened in real numbers.
Say the idea
A sentence in the onboarding wizard. Glitch asks what matters and remembers every answer.
It learns what sells
Orders, visits, and spend feed nightly metrics. Losing plays get killed, winners get more.
launch, day one
from one sentence and a budgetLanding page built and live on a real domain
Checkout wired, analytics beacon in place
Domain purchase waiting on your approval
charged only for the exact approved amount
Drafting ad campaigns, created paused until you flip them on
Nightly metrics pull scheduled, losing plays get killed
Illustration. Every step lands in chat as it happens.
where your team lives
A real team chat, with the company brain in it
Channels, DMs, mentions, image paste, unread counts, desktop notifications, and a native mac app. The difference from your current chat: everything said here makes the company's AI smarter, and the AI talks back with real numbers.
It shows its steps. Ask for something and watch the tool calls run live inside the reply, each one checked off as it lands.
Approvals where you talk. When a run needs a human, the approve button appears in the thread. No dashboard safari to unblock work.
Teach it like a teammate. Say the pricing is UK only once, and every future run remembers. No prompts to babysit.
Five sets of eyes keep an AI honest. Glitch works in the open, not in a private tab.
@glitch check our rankings every Monday and post here
Done. I'll pull rankings every Monday morning and post them in this channel. Say the word here to change or cancel it.
heads up, pricing is UK only for now
Noted. Every future run treats pricing as UK only until you say otherwise.
Illustration. Scheduling and teaching both happen where you already talk.
Your money is never held
Purchases charge your card for the exact approved amount, at the moment you approve. Failed purchases refund themselves.
A kill switch, always
Pause all real-money actions with one click. Caps on daily spend sit under everything.
Your data stays yours
Every org is isolated at the database layer and tested for it. Bring your own model key any time.
Approval by default
Sending, publishing, and spending wait for a human until you decide otherwise, per tool.
where this goes
The zone is stage one
Today your team and Glitch run the company together, with receipts. Next, every capability here becomes an API your own products can call. The end state is the thing we're openly building toward: an AI that can take a business from idea to profit and prove every step. Teams that join now are teaching it their trade.
Hire the teammate that shows receipts
Working in about a minute. Free to start, approval-gated by default, and it gets smarter with every person you invite.
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